OC Questionnaire - Cessy Gonzalez aka CITRUS

OC Questionnaire - Cessilia "Cessy" Gonzalez codename CITRUS

1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.


1) What gender are you?

Female. Obviously. (Get contacts. Seriously.)

2) What is your age?

Sixteen but my IQ is so much higher I feel I should at least be the average of the two by now.

3) Do you want a hug?

Did you wash your hands?

4) Do you have any bad habits?

I scratch at my skin when it itches. Also, I chew on my hair when I'm thinking. Then I have to run and wash it the second I realize I'm doing it. (Bushy hair equals giant germ net)

5) What is your favorite food?

Smoothies. Any flavor EXCEPT CITRUS FLAVOR. I prefer the yogurt based ones.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?

Vanilla. It's safe and NOT CITRUS FLAVORED.

7) Are you a virgin?

Seriously, get contacts.

8) Have you killed anyone?

An entire orchard of orange trees and a citrus fruit or two. Or twenty. That counts, right?

9) Do you hate anyone?

Honestly don't have the time to hold grudges. Who wants to spend time being angry when there is science to be done?

10) Do you have any secrets?

I'm a mutant. Oh wait, no, my bad, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ESPECIALLY THE GIANT ROBOTS.

11) What is your favorite season?

...there's more than one season? (Apparantly no one told Florida of this.)

12) Who is your best friend(s)?

Well, I'm new so I haven't really had time to make many friends. Russ, Nina and Rook are the only three SANE people around the mansion though. That Ava girl seems okay too if you look at her the right way. (And she's always willing to volunteer herself and that blonde guy for my experiments.)

13) What are your hobbies?

Developing experiments and carrying them out! At the rate I'm going, I'm sure to have SOMETHING patented by the time I'm legal to vote.

14) What is your favorite drink?

Like I said, love smoothies. And soda keeps be going fairly well. NOT OF THE CITRUS VARIETY.

15) When is your birthday?

February 2nd. I am Aquarius, "destined for either greatness or madness." Don't remember who said that but MAN is that accurate.

16) What age did you die?

I'm going to give you the number of my optometrist.

17) Are you nice or mean?

I am HONEST. If people take it as mean, well it's hardly my problem.

18) Are you social or shy?

Hum. I am social enough to carry a conversation about important things like the weather and the progress of my research projects. Anything else is superflous.

19) What do you think of your parents?

They want me to go into pediatrics like my brothers. Clearly, that isn't happening. So our conversations of late usually conclude in glaring. Oh, and they shipped me off to Xavier's against my will. (LOVE YOU TOO MOM AND DAD.)

20) What's your weakness?

CITRUS FRUIT. Can't eat it, can't touch it. Just seeing the color orange scares the crap out of me.

21) How long can you stay under water?

Hey, that's a good idea for an experiment!

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Wake up, brush my teeth, put on yesterday's clothes, check my ongoing experiments, have a smoothie, brush my teeth, start a new experiment, do research, have another smoothie, brush my teeth, set aside an hour or two to 'socialize', check my experiments, shower, brush my teeth, have a smoothie, sleep.

23) Do you love someone?

Rupert Grint. Not even ashamed of it.

24) When was the last time you wet yourself?

I spilled an entire vial of hydrogen peroxide on my labcoat and favorite overalls last week. Luckily Dr. McCoy listened to my suggestion to install an emergency shower in the lab.

25) What's your favorite band?

The top ones in my DNA fragments. They're so cute to look at under a microscope!

26) Ever worn a dress?

Once. To a school dance.

27) Willingly?

Ha. Ha. You're funny.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?

Solar based experiments.

29) At night?

Eh, I've been dabling a bit in astronomy lately but the most fun I have at night is sleeping.

30) Ever kissed anyone?

Ha. Ha. You're getting funnier and funnier.

31) ...Of the same gender?

...I am of my same gender, blind person, yes.

32) It's clear you're gay.

I'm going to DRIVE you to the optometrist because putting you behind the wheel of a car is clearly a danger to society.

33) What's your favorite thing to touch?

NOT CITRUS FRUIT. ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T DIE A DREADFUL DISEASED DEATH WHEN IT COMES IN CONTACT WITH MY SKIN.

34) Anyone loves you?

Tell him thank you, but I don't even know who this 'Anyone' is and therefore, cannot reciprocate his feelings. I'm going to marry Rupert Grint one day anyway.

35) What's your favorite color?

NOT ORANGE. I love purple.

36) When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday. The fumes in the lab were so thick, I couldn't help it.

37) Do you have a pet?

I have a lab rat called Buckminster Weasley. I originally saved him from being python food for an experiment but the slinky little fur ball sort of...grew on me. I built him a miniature running wheel using the original mathematics that designed the Epcot Ball. (Don't tell my brothers. They still think I'm going to use him for something.)

ADDED QUESTION: Did you notice there was no #38 on this list originally?

Worthier adversaries have tried to misdirect me. So yes, I did notice. (Because I, unlike you, blind interviewer, can SEE.)

39) Are you crazy?

I am mad, and that is the best sort of crazy. It must be so boring not to be crazy.

40) What are you?

A Harry Potter loving mad scientist mutant with a phobia of the color orange and hair that frizzes uncontrollably despite the amount of humidity in the air. (I'm in the process of conducting and experiment to figure out why this is.)

41) What´s your nickname?

My name's often shortened to "Cessy" when people are in a hurry and I don't mind. I DO mind when people call my "Citrus" outside of ridiculous training. And my brothers find it EXTREMELY funny to call me "Canker".

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?

Depends on the scale that you're using to judge. For example: I'm HAPPY doing experiments when I'm DOWN in the basement lab.

43) If you were a superhero, you'd be...?

Living in a constant state of paranoia wondering why on Earth having a genetic defect requires you to save the world. Wouldn't that be stupid? (OH WAIT.)

44) Favorite movie?

The Island of Dr. Moreau, the 60's version. My life's dream right there.

45) What is your current occupation?

Student and junior scientist.

46) Who do you know that bugs you?

That Evelyn girl is just smiling ALL THE DAMN TIME and it makes me nervous about going around hallway corners because out of nowhere BAM! Cheshire Cat smile all up in your face. Also, Rok scares me. (His powers are ORANGE COLORED. How unfair is that, evolution?)

47) What's your favorite song?

My brothers always tell me "She Blinded Me With Science" is the best song for me. But I'm quite a fan of the Backstreet Boys.

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?

Hi, have you met me?

49) Have you 'done it' in the past month?

Why yes! I complete twelve experiments last month, three of them ahead of schedule. Patent and Edison Medal, here I come.

50) Ever think about getting married?

All the time. You can just start calling me "Mrs. Grint" starting now.

51) Have you ever had a sleepover with someone of the opposite sex?

My brothers have a tendency to pass out drunk in my room from time to time because its the one closest to the stairs. (Those are not happy mornings.)

52) When was the first time you 'did it'?

I was six and I developed a way to make a science fair volcano spew ACTUAL LAVA. I won the science fair but I had to pay back double the prize money for damages to the auditorium.

53) Do you have any piercings anywhere?

Just my ears. Had them done when I was a baby.

54) Favorite hang-out spot?

Dr. McCoy's lab. It's my favorite place in the whole mansion. Seriously, I spend more time there than in my room.

55) Where do you like to eat?

In said lab. It's also where I sleep a lot of the time and bathe occasionally when the girl's bathroom upstairs has a line to kingdom come. (Emergency shower equals BEST IDEA.)

56) Do you like video games? If so, which ones?

I don't see the point in them. Unless they create something like "Einstein Wannabe 2012" or "The Adventures of Marie Curie" or something. I'd take time to play THOSE games.

57) Favorite article of clothing:

I love my jean overalls and my lab coats and my lab goggles! I especially love wearing them all at the same time. (It's going to catch on. Just you wait.)

58) Do you floss every night?

And every morning. And occasionally during the day.

59) Final question. Who do you tag?

Well, I've tagged everything in Dr. McCoy's lab to keep track of the mess he has in there. But in my experience, people don't enjoy when you label them. (Literally.)

ADDED QUESTION: 60) What did you think of this interview?

That it needs an even number of questions. And that for the most part it's pretty pointless. And that the interviewer is an old blind pedophile, apparantly.